So Call Me- Crazy?

Hey, there's a song
That'd drive anyone crazy
It's this little pop thing
Called "call me maybe"
So let's have fun
And make some parodies
It's very simple
Just follow me!!

In other words, word play!! Anyone, any theme is game. ^^Okay, here's an example.
Hey, you just saw me
Then ran like crazy
But I'm a zombie
I'll eat you maybe!!

Haz fun!! ^

I have one about John Terry. Not CL forum material... sadly.

Oh, okay. Um...Bellatrix LeStrange theme (slightly crude, but it works ^^
Hey I just caught you
I'm bat-crap crazy!!
They call me Bella
I'll curse you maybe

Hey, you just found me
And this is pointless
Oh, do you think that
Piglets should oink less?

hehehehe...
Hey, you just met me
They call me Vader
I am your father
I'll try and kill you later

Hey, I just met you
And this is loco
Four candies for you
You go Glenn Coco!

Hey, I don't know you
And this is crazy
But I'm super hungry
So a sandwich maybe?

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And this is about Xana ^^

Hey, I'm not human;
I hate them greatly,
and if you fight me,
I'll kill you maybe

Okay Vena told me to post here so here goes:

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But virtualise me
And spend three more seasons discovering my backstory and an antivirus so I can become fully human and fight an evil sentient AI with me risking your life and well-being daily because you think I'm cute

maybe?

LOL, Soul!

Hey, I found this mushroom;
It's acting crazy,
but it's made me bigger.
So I'll save peach maybe.

XD

Vena you're good at this! I like the Mario one. I'm going to have to think of some that actually go

Hey I just crazy

And this is number

But here's my maybe

So call me met you

(I saw that online and I thought it was funny XD) Drunk way of singing it I suppose...

This is for the big bang theory, from Leonard to Penny.

Hey, you just moved here;
My roommate's crazy.
But we are stuck here,
So love me maybe?

Hey, I just saw you
I'm pretty crazy
'Cause I'm on bath salts
Your face looks tasty...

A coworker told me that one....^^;

Hey, it's game time
It's really crazy
because my brain goes a thousand from sixty
Accelerated? Maybe...

Hey, we need to talk
And you're probably gonna hate me
But your grades suck!
Go home and study maybe?

Hey, I know you pet me
And I know you see me
I am your kitty
So, DANGIT FEED ME!!

^ <3

lol, love that too lovelymadness.

Hey, we're both tributes,
And this is crazy.
But I want to live,
So run before I kill you.

Okay, a real one

Hey, I'm a wizard
My life is famed,
Though I'm being chased by,
He who must not be named.

(Thanks. Sadly, one of my cats would sing that if she could...^^
---now one I wish I could tell some of the kids I work with....
I know you're young
and I am boring
But go away, brat
'cause you're annoying!!

Hey I know you've got
Important stuff to do
But I'm more important.
I am the flu.


Hey you're a really good musician
I never hear you squeaking.
But it's half past eleven
And people are sleeping!

Hey! My name's Shadows
And this is crazy
But there's this forum
So join it m'kay?

I'm a genius
That can't be bested
I'm not crazy
Mom had me tested

I saw this one on Facebook so I can't take credit for it.


Hey I just met you and
This is crazy
But I'm drum major so
Watch me maybe?

Hello, hooman
I iz your goggie
So, if you seez this
Love me, love me, love me!!!

(what my dog would say if she could sing XD)

Hey I'm in your life
I'm so smart it's crazy
I am your mother-in-law
This is how you should run your life and take care of my baby and grandbaby and your pets and your finances and...