This is court!

Well... i really hate you, more than you know.

I accuse tnp of eating a dinosaur

I didn't eat it...yet. It is still in my freezer.

I accuse the next person of my sore throat.

It not my falut you eat a pineapple whole.

I acusse the next person of eating my pineapple whole.

O_O My throat is not big enough to swallow a whole pineapple.

I accuse tnp of making me excessively tired this morning.

Hey...its not MY fault you stayed up all night partying. I told you not to drink that Four Loko.

I accuse the next person of my finger nail polish chipping off.

Well, I guarantee you that we only sell the best nail polish there is. If it starts to chip off after the first day, then you probably didn't buy it from us... Maybe you got it from that cheap wannabe Nail Polish store over there.. *points*

I accuse the next person of making me drop hot tea all over myself.

I was working with wind magic. I sometimes overdo it...

I accuse the next poster of flying into Godzilla.

Uh, I am Godzilla. Your argument is invalid

I accuse the next poster of giving me finals

I'm not giving them to you; I'll have them back. I'm just making you take them.

I accuse tnp of giving me a headache.

I had to get rid of mine somehow, and your crappy tea wasn't doing the trick.

I accuse tnp of making gluten taste too good for me to resist even though it's so unhealthy.

Well...my factory makes the tastiest gluten there is!

I accuse the next person of making dr. Pepper so delicious.

Yes I did and I asked xana for help.

I acusse the next person of making the world end this Friday.

Nope, not me. I didn't finish my report early, so that apocalypse was definitely averted.

I accuse tnp of hiding the paleo-friendly Christmas cookie recipe from me for the entire month. Do you know how long I've been dying to have some sugar cookies?

I did not hide it. You simply lost t. Look up the recipe again!

I accuse the next person of me having school tomorrow.

Not my falut xana won't attack your school or mine.

I acusse the next person of killing Aelita!

...*grins evilly and writes in the Death Note*

I accuse the next person of me being so tired.

hehehehehe

actually, no, it was Soul



I accuse the next person of making me procrastinate

I'm just really distracting, I can't help it.

I accuse the next person of my pizza not getting here sooner.

Haha sorry. Got lost on the way there. Stupid GPS...

I accuse the next person of drinking my orange juice.

yuck, no, hate that stuff. I gave it to my plant

I accuse the next person of giving me an impossible idea for gifts.

I'm sorry I'm so complicated!!!!!

I accuse the next person of me not log in the south anymore.

That's your own issue, bub.

I accuse TNP of NOT BEING AWESOME ENOUGH!!!!!!!

Woah woah woah, I am VERY awesome. Seriously, why are you so jealous of me?

I accuse the next person of my phone having half battery life!

Is it my fault that I live off battery power? And that your phone's happens to be delicious

I accuse the next person of not getting the tea.

Hey, I got it...I just drank it all.

I accuse the next person of me having practice after school.