Just to let you all know...

LegendOfTheSky wrote:What doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.

All right. So, listen. Why don’t you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here’s my card.

I love this part when doing business. Mine complements yours. Just like the glorious system of life.

You… you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

Who would listen to my "do you know how I got these scars" stories if I were to let you go? no, baby. We're destined to do this forever.

I now combo break this just to say this thread has now gotten completely awesome.

Atlas wrote: how awesome Legend was

Wait a sec, I am still awesome, right?

Binary10 wrote:And don't worry L, you're still awesome. Everyone's awesome, but you're super awesome.

cya6 wrote:Of course you're awesome, Legend!

Atlas wrote:this thread has now gotten completely awesome.

I will come next year.

LegendOfTheSky wrote:Is it weird that I could imagine you making that face except it's more of a smirk typically used by criminally insane individuals? reminds me of the guy on my avatar.

Now that you mention it, I think it's kind of an old lady's smile, y'know? Like, the one down the street that always bakes delicious, gooey chocolate chip cookies laced with poison.

I tend to smirk when I'm being forced to smile for pictures though. It's not even on purpose. I just don't want to smile, and people are making me smile.

Atlas wrote:You talking about the monkey face or Kelly's cold,vacant smile and dead eyes?

That settles it. I'm going to be that grandma with those cookies laced with that poison.

How about you bake people and use them to make meat pies? Kelly Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

And after baking the meat pies, I could give them out to all you guys and smile when you ask what kind of meat I used. <3

It's all coming together.

i'll eat all the food guys. thats how much i love you all

I guess you could say we will always stay inside of you

...

I will poison all the food. idk, that's my contribution to food

And any excess blood could be drained and used to make 'Kelly's Super-Duper Secret-Recipe Smoothies'...

cya6 wrote:I will poison all the food. idk, that's my contribution to food

It's a good thing I've built up an immunity to all the common poisons just for such an occasion.

And what about the uncommon poisons?

Trust me, I know them alllllll

Binary10 wrote:And any excess blood could be drained and used to make 'Kelly's Super-Duper Secret-Recipe Smoothies'...

I'll have a smoothie and meat pie stand, discounts for the RSF. You can be my first customer!

aelitaxwilliam wrote:

Binary10 wrote:And any excess blood could be drained and used to make 'Kelly's Super-Duper Secret-Recipe Smoothies'...

You can be my first customer!

As in he'll be the first to get chopped off and made into a "meat" pie?

Lucky bastard.

I know. Isn't it a privilege? I shall be the first, but certainly not the last...

...And wow this has gone offtop really quickly.

Which is good, because OP was lame.