Up - Me - Down

Up: Kelly, we have a problem. Orange is my absolute favorite flavor ever! Followed by lemon.
Me: Feels a duel will settle this once and for all.
Down: Agrees with me and believes that I am in no way being overdramatic.

Up: I will duel you and win and forever kill all orange gummies forever.
Me: Yeah, that's right; I just went there.
Down: Likes green gummies? (my favourites are yellow, then green, then red)

Up: I do like green, orange is just better.
Me: You're On!
Down: believes yellow gummier are also amazing.

Up: Of course!
Me: I'm going to defeat you and win the title of Kelly the Weirdos That Like Orange Gummies Defeater.
Down: If you're Shadows, you're going down. If you're not Shadows, I'm okay with you. We may even be friends, but idk, I don't even know who you are yet.

Up: I think it is you, who are going down, Kelly.
Me: I shall defeat you and all of you evil ways!
Down: Will feel the bitter taste of defeat if Kelly (if not Kelly, will continue to have a lovely day)

Up: Nope! I'm way too cool for that, you see.
Me: What a loser liking orange gummies; I am so disappointed in you.
Down: Will have their soul damaged and ripped out multiple times (again) if you are Shadows. If you're not Shadows, again, I'm pretty okay with you.

Up: I don't think so. I do not think so.
Me: Kelly, face my wrath!
Down: is shivering with fear (if Kelly, if not- I hope you really do have a lovely, lovely day)

Up: Go away. You know I would never shiver with fear.
Me: Lies I tell you.
Down: Is terrified because she knows that I will maim her soul beyond recognition and also beat her in our duel (if Shadows, if not Shadows, I'm sure you're a wonderful person)

Up: My soul is very tough, it has scar tissue everywhere, which is TOUGH! So you can't even think to harm it.
Me: That's what happens when souls go on vacations such as mine.
Down: TRUTH: That Orange gummies are better and you, Kelly, are going DOWN!! And you will pay for your misguided beliefs. Unless you aren't Kelly, where I hope you win the lottery.

Up: LIAR.
Me: That is what people who are liars get called.
Down: Is an evil, pyschotic person who thinks orange gummies are better than yellow gummies, EWW. And it's okay, I'm only calling the CIA right now to kill you. (if you aren't Shadows, I hope you're having a great time doing something right now)

Up: I am evil, and possibly psychotic, but not in the ways you accuse me of!
Me: It's alright, I have connections you can't even dream of having.
Down: Has the wrong beliefs and foolishly goes about their naive life with ideas most possibly brainwashed into their head. Or, is hugging a stuffed animal of joy.

Up: Hugging a stuffed animal of joy, duhh.
Me: You are crazy and deranged.
Down: Is a crazy and deranged and pyschotic person who cannot accept the fact that they are wrong and orange gummies suck. Or you may not be Shadows and a great person who agrees with me.

Up: I am crazy and deranged and psychoitc, but also write.
Me; Laws of Nature, remember.
Down: Is a normal, happy, fun-loving, wonderful individual. Or is a Kelly, the opposite of all of the above.

Up: I am both – yeah that's right, I know I just turned your universe upside down.
Me: You are always wrong.
Down: Is a horrible person that is always wrong on everything. Or is not Shadows and someone who is very smart and intelligent.

Up: I am very smart and intelligent, but I'm also a Shadows and awesome and cool and amazing and neat and slightly egocentric.
Me: Lives on the edge of insanity and loves it. But also loves Orange.
Down: Knows that I, Shadows, am always right and will succumb to Orange flavoris.

Up: I know that you, Shadows, are always wrong and will not succumb to orange flavours.
Me: Our duel has concluded, I think, and I have won (knew it all along of course)
Down: Loves the green and yellow gummies (I actually think green is my favourite, you know) and hates the orange gummies because the next poster is a smart and rational person who knows what is good for them.

Up: I believe I am smart and rational, and you, my dear Kelly, are mistaken.
Me: I don't think it's over until you admit defeat. This is Sparta, after all.
Down: Likes to crack their knucles (see what I'm doing here, I'm mkaing Kelly forget the duel so I can ambush her later).

Up: I do like to crack my knuckles.
Me: And I will never forget!
Down: Will be ambushed and defeated by me later (if you're not Shadows, have a great day!)

Up: I'm doing the ambush thing here!
Me: Kelly will never guess my plot.
Down: If Kelly, will be distracted. If not Kelly, has a pet lizard.

Up: I will defeat you!
Me: You should go post in million reasons by the way, I will feel annoyed if all the hard work we did is ruined.
Down: Is a horrible person who likes orange gummies or is (if not Shadows) a great person who likes green gummies and will support me.

Up: not denying things.
Me: The thing is, I like all gummies, so I"m the only one defending things right now.
Down: realizes that when you're on the defense, you're stronger than on the offense. Think Battle of Hogwarts.

Up: My offense is amazing, thank you very much.
Me: Offense: Orange gummies are terrible.
Down: Thinks our duel has calmed down.

Up: I think it has too, which is probably a good thing.
Me: But it is not over. It will come back when we least expect it.
Down: is listening to music and believes Orange is better (but not completely over yet, I think, unless Kelly decides to call a truce)

Up: I think we should call a truce, only because it's getting kind of late, and we need to continue this when we are fully awake.
Me: I am not listening to music. You just reminded me to go get my headphones though.
Down: Is Shadows.

Up: I believe I am.
Me: I think you're right. This way, if one of us leaves, it won't be at an awkward fight scene thing.
Down: Is Kelly.