This is court!

False.

I accuse the next person of my dry hands.

Nope, not me. My hands are super dry too. I blame my shampoo.

I accuse tnp of having some part in the shampoo's presence in my shower.

Well, I'm your hair. It's kinda my job.

I accuse tnp of turning the black rose red

What?! It turned red?! The bleach was supposed to make it white!

I accuse tnp of watching the State of the Union address instead of CLE.

pft, noooooooooope

I accuse tnp of making strange noises when I'm trying to sleep

No. ....Unless you have settings here to send you an email every time I reply to this topic, and said email keeps making your smart phone vibrate/ring each time. It's not my fault you picked such a strange ringtone. xD

I accuse tnp of watching CLE instead of doing homework tonight.

Wait, I thought I was watching the State of the Union?

I accuse tnp of changing her mind a lot

I did not change my mind! I was providing an alternative situation to which you may answer differently than the situation I provided earlier. And now I'm going to bed.

I accuse tnp of keeping me awake.

pft. not my fault
I accuse tnp of cancelling history but not french

Why would I cancel a lesson I enjoy?

I accuse tnp of giving me physics tomorrow.

Are you kidding?! If had the option to give physics to anyone it would be me!

I accuse tnp of making it so I couldn't take Physics with Calculus this year.

It's for your own good! I'm sorry, but that's the way it's gotta be!

I accuse tnp of rioting on my street!

...crap...how did you know I was there amongst all of those people?!

I accuse the next person of my extreme love for certain songs.

Depends on what song. If it's by Yes or Dream Theater, then YES IT WORKED. If it's by Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga or some other random pop singer then DANGIT I need to work on my spellcasting abilities.

I accuse tnp of fiddling around with my spellcasting abilities.

I am innocent.

I accuse the next person of me not starting my homework still.

It was just a small jinx.

I accuse the next poster of cancelling school tomorrow.

You're welcome

I accuse the next person of my thumb hurting.

Well Essy, you were asking for it.

Next person wants to set something on fire

True, I do enjoy fire (in the non-disturbing way) Though that is not an accusation

I accuse the next person of my love for clothes.

Well, I am clothes. You love me. So in a way, yes

I accuse tnp of being creepy and stalkerish

Not me. That would be my stalkerish creeper who also happens to be my bff's bf.

Iatnpo using incomprehensible abbreviations and acronyms.

Sorry if you don't understand pure awesomeness!

I accuse tnp of getting me addicted to Minecraft, darn you!

...Sorry...I tend to have the effect of getting people addicted to things.

I accuse the next person of my tiredness.

Not my falut you watched my live stream from 1pm to 2am

A acusse TNP of killing Aelita.

Ugh, she can be such a *****

I accuse tnp of replacing my poisons with toothpaste