XL Asylum

"Yeah, I'm Jonathon not Jonathan xD but don't worry, people do that all the time," he said, "by the way, who's the creepy dude in the hall?"

(there's no one there, i'm just slowly having my OC go crazy and think there's someone stalking him)

"Hell if I know." PK replied.   

"I believe that's Atlas. " Peace shot out.  

"That's Atlas!" PK quickly shot out.

"So I wasn't going crazy!? There really is someone there?," Jonathon saw the shadow again slipping into the darkness, "Hey, ATLAS! COME BACK HERE!"

Jonathon ran into the hallway chasing after the shadow.

"Oh boy, another foot chase." Peace said.  "What's next, a highway car chase?"

"Don't jinx it." PK warned.

Jonathon ran all the way down to the other end of the hallway before realizing that whoever the shadow was, was gone.

"Dang! I couldn't get them in time!" Jonathon yelled in frustration. Slowly he started making his way back to the dining hall, walking while catching his breath.

Liz cuddled next to the air beside her, which in her mind she was cuddling Jeremie. "Are you okay?" She imagined Jeremie nodding. Liz turned to Kelly. "You were sitting on him. Jeremie is spelled way differently than Jonathon."

"...she was sitting on Jeremie?" Kay mumbled in confusion when she saw the empty chair that Kelly had just stood up from, "there's no one there..."

Jonathon walked back slowly into the dining hall. He was still breathing hard from the running. Not thinking, he when back over to the table and plopped down into the chair next to Liz....right onto "Jeremie".

"HEY!" Liz screamed. "Get off of Jeremie! Does everyone not like him for some reason today?"

Jonathon stood up quickly.

Damn, i forgot about "Jeremie"


"Uh... uh sorry, it was an accident. um.... sorry Jer." he said patting the air in front of him at head level.

What Liz sees:

Jeremie looks over at Liz. "At least he apologized. I think I can breath now." Liz smiles at Jeremie." You'll be fine."

What others see:

Liz was looking at the space next to her and she suddenly said, "You'll be fine."

Jonathon shook his head

"...she is just cracked in the head isn't she?" he asked to himself under his breath.

"We all are," Snickie replies simply, poking at another piece of tuna. "It's the water."

Jonathon froze solid......

The water? Oh no! I just drank the water.


"OH NO, PLEASE YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I DRANK THE WATER! PLEASE, IS THERE ANY WAY TO STOP IT?"

"Nope," says Snickie as she finally decides to stop poking the last piece of sushi and actually eat it. "There's no hope for you. Or the rest of us, really."

Oh god, no. why? why? WHY? WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS! I DON'T WANT TO GO! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME! I DON'T WANT TO GO!


" I DON'T WANT TO GO!"

Liz looked up at Jonathon. "Calm down, geez." There was a slight pause as she imagined Jeremie saying, "He's overreacting like Odd." Liz nodded. "Yup."

"Is Jeremie okay now?" Kelly asked. Even if she couldn't see anyone, she didn't think anyone, tangible or not, would appreciate being sat upon. Noticing Jonathan's outburst, she attempted to add in what she felt was a helpful tone, "We're all crazy, anyway. It's better that you don't resist."

"No, you don't understand! This can't be happening! I had just figured out how I was going to escape! Now I'm gonna live here, no, i'm gonna rot here forever! There's got to be something you can do! PLEASE!"

Kay laughed, "oh come on it's not that bad, what's wrong with being a bit crazy anyway?"

Jonathon hung his head down in hopelessness. 

"Well, if I'm gonna go....I'm gonna make it quick. I don't want any part of this Hollywood type slowly going crazy thing, i just want to get it over with."

Jonathon went to the kitchen and emptied out a gallon jug that was filled with......something. He filled it up with water at the sink.......and then he chugged it down....every...last...drop.

"Wait until he finds out that the water comes from the sewage line." Peace said, laughing.  PK was also laughing.

"How is he going to find out?" PK asked.

"Well, the smell should've given it away." Peace pointed out.  "Though, he might have a broken nose."

Jonathon overheard the whole thing and quickly spit out what he was drinking.

"WHAT! Why in the world does your water come from the sewers!?" Jonathon yelled.

Is everything screwed up here?

Liz looked at Kelly. "Yes, he's okay. He's getting his breath back." Liz looked over at Jonathon. "Yes, we're all crazy here."

"OKAY!? I can understand crazy...but why in the world does your water come from the FREAKING SEWERS?!!"